CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. – What's more disgusting than having sex in the bathroom of a bar? Try having sex in a portable potty after getting thrown out of the bar.
A man and woman performed that seamy daily double over the weekend in Clarksville, Tenn.
The Leaf-Chronicle claims the couple was first caught getting down to business in the women's bathroom at O'Connor's Irish Pub.
Police found a 26-year-old man, along with a completely naked 28-year-old woman.
The report claims the woman told one of the officers that she "did not understand what the big deal was."
The man and women were told to take a cab home due to both being intoxicated.
However, instead of heading home, the amorous couple headed to the closest private location they could find to continue their "fun."
A Porta Potta.
The portable toilets were placed there to be used by construction workers at a site near the bar.
Once again, officers interrupted the couple and found both with disheveled clothing.
The man and woman were each charged with public intoxication and indecent exposure.