You can send your ex a scorpion this Valentine’s Day

Topo Chico Hard Seltzer’s edible scorpions will be for sale on Feb. 10

Topo Chico Hard Seltzer’s edible scorpions will be for sale on Feb. 10. (Topo Chico)

You don’t need to look any further if you’re searching for something a bit sharper than cliché chocolates and flowers this Valentine’s Day.

Topo Chico Hard Seltzer is making it possible to send a real scorpion to your valentine ( or ex ) this month.

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These scorpion valentines will be $6.99 each and are available to purchase online starting at 7 a.m. on February 10.

The scorpions are safe to eat and will be dipped in a strawberry guava coating inspired by the brand’s signature seltzer flavor.

Each order comes with a discounted Topo Chico Hard Seltzer.

Valentine scorpion treats can be purchased online, and Topo Chico will handle package delivery.

If you are looking for other cutting-edge valentines ideas, check out the San Antonio Zoo’s “Cry Me a Cockroach” fundraiser or San Antonio Pets Alive’s dump-your-ex fundraiser.


About the Author

Emily Ramirez is a Digital Producer trainee for KSAT 12. She has written and photographed for several magazines and newspapers, including San Antonio Magazine, Austin Monthly and the San Antonio Current. A proud San Antonio native and graduate of Southwestern University in Georgetown, she is now completing her M.A. at UTSA.

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