Yes, butter is a carb, and yes, there will be lots of them in this new "Mean Girls-" inspired parody cookbook called "The Burn Cookbook" by Jonathan Bennett (aka Aaron Samuels, who still looks sexy with his hair pushed back) and celebrity chef Nikki Martin.
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#OnWednesdaysWe announce the very first recipe from the @burncookbook! Introducing, 'Fetch-uccini Alfredo.' This pasta is fetch AF. Yup, we said it. We're making this pasta happen, Gretchen! Preorder the @BurnCookBook now! (Link in bio) @itsnikkimartin #burncookbook 👇🏼TAG a friend that you want to cook Fetch-ucinni with!👇🏼
The cookbook may tout itself as a parody, but it really is full of recipes that actually sound delicious, and they're all themed around the movies that millennials can quote at the drop of the hat -- it's so fetch!
So what kind of recipes are we talking about? You can try out the "Fetch-uccini Alfredo" that we are sure is full of enough carbs that Regina George would want a second helping.
There is also a recipe for "Whatever, I'm Getting Cheese Fries," "Just Stab Caesar Salad" and "JAMBO-laya" that will make you laugh with glee and fill your stomach. This book is genius and we can't believe it's taken this long to make.